Thanks to the intervention of my late uncle, I have had adventures the like of which you may find a little difficult to believe. One of these most recent exploits involved an international kidnapping plot, a boat, a bevy of beauties, a bad-ass band of babushkas, a brave little bull mastiff bitch named Theodora Lancelot and something called the Chaos Factor.
Anticipated Reviews:
“Phwoar!” – The Times Literary Supplement
“A prof**ndly moving window onto a su**eal landscape conjured up by the lavish remi***cences of a rom**tic adventurer. Br*vo!*” – News of The World
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“Gratuitously crude, crass and rude” – Penthouse
“Entertainment in its purest form – and we should know” – Engineering Today
“Lies, all lies!” – Vatican Review
Huzzah!