My Adventures on the High Seas Pursued by Pirates and Nubile Virgins (At Least, They Said They Were Pirates)

About: Algernon Dean

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Thanks to the intervention of my late uncle, I have lived a strange and wonderful life. It involved a boat, a bevy of beautiful women, a band of nefarious babushkas and a dog called Theodora Lancelot- But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me begin where one is meant to begin...

Posts by Algernon Dean:

• June 23, 2009 Tuxedo Junction glittered with the promise of new things

• June 22, 2009 Dahlia was cool as ice. She waved me to one of

• June 22, 2009 For 7.40am on a Monday morning, the office

• June 22, 2009 “Come in, come in! This is my granddaughter Felicity.

• June 22, 2009 The cat was shaken, but still alive. Theodora Lancelot had, to her credit,

• June 22, 2009 The Middle

• June 22, 2009 Okay, so much for my dream…

• June 22, 2009 My late uncle was clearly not impressed,

• June 22, 2009 It’s weird…

• June 22, 2009 “Christian name Algernon. Surname Dean,”

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